Wednesday, January 14, 2015

Princess Tiffani Demotes You from Boyfriend to Foot Puppy

"I have no use for you as a boyfriend. But since you amuse me, I'd be willing to keep you around as my foot puppy. When my boyfriend isn't around, you can sleep at the foot of my bed and wake me up with toe kisses in the morning. I'll even put down a wee wee pad for you to make you humpy-puppy piddles..." 









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